re:mote voices

i'm expected to sleep in a diving mask and false beard.
the priesthood is not what i had hoped.
--karloff's circus - steve aylett

'sometimes I wonder what the fictional people in our ads are doing when they're not in the photo or on the screen.'
--mr. rinyo-clacton's offer - russell hoban

what you don't understand, you can make mean anything
--diary - chuck palahniuk

he was twelve years old and he could knock angels up out of almost anything.
--angel passage - alan moore

'it's over there,' she said in good looking english.
--the abortion - richard brautigan

instead of t-shirts and postcards, our intrepid adventurer brought back stone vulvas, phallic fetishes, and wooden sex totems. Do you think the people at Japanese customs were getting a little tired of this guy?
"Anything to declare?"
"Well, just this seven foot stone vagina."
--hokkaido highway blues (hitch-hiking japan) - will ferguson

the city is already too cool for it's own good, and the temperature is dropping. soon it will be super cool, too cool for living tissue. the only survivors will be a race of disafected, lounge-posing, ad copy-writing, indie film watching androids.
--the savage girl - alex shakar