re:mote voices

How To Pull Girls: An Insider Guide To Success With Women - i'm checking out the random house website for the latest extracts, as usual. when i come across this piece, and you know, you get curious, so i start reading it. this is laughable. complete and utter bullshit. what planet do these people come from?


from the same site an extract from Freshers by Kevin Sampson, doesn't actually say much, but these first couple of lines offered a certain amusement for me:

First Semester

Week 0: Day 1

Weather: Drizzle

Soundtrack: Autechre - Chiastic Slide